Crazy Charlie

Through the power of Yelp, we were led to a delightful little breakfast joint called Rooster’s in downtown St. Louis.
Rooster’s on Yelp.com
The food was excellent (I ordered a peanut butter cup crepe and a coke…I have the taste buds of a six year-old) but more importantly, LOOK AT THIS WAITER! He has to have [...]

BOOMland!
Have you ever been to a truck stop where you can gas up your car, buy jam for your parents and splurge on $2,000 worth of fireworks? No? How about buy a Jesus statue with egregious spelling errors?
WELCOME TO MOTHER*F#&KING BOOMLAND!

Christ ascends, this company’s spelling skills do not

Much better than “Boomtown” and with [...]

After a six hour drive through central and southern Illinois, one of the most unfathomably boring places on earth, we arrived at our goal, Lambert’s Cafe, “Home of the Throwed Rolls”. Like all lazy people with a limited number of friends, we heard of Lambert’s and its glutinous glory through the Travel Channel’s “World’s [...]

The Christ Caravan
A couple weeks ago I walked by a Pontiac Montana covered in Christian bumper stickers / magnets / signs / sheets of paper with writing on them TAPED to the car (apparently they were in a rush to get ultra specific Jesus-centric messaging on the van.)

 My question to the owners of this van, [...]

If you own a boat, odds are you are an asshole.  The bigger your boat, the bigger an asshole you are. 
According to this extremely credible theory, the scale goes from Native Americans (traditionally preferring the canoe) are barely assholes to Navy Admirals, the biggest assholes on the earth.
I’ll give Noah an exemption as God point blank [...]

In order to pay the bills, I’ve been forced to sporadically participate in focus groups for different services/products. To date, I’ve taste tested scotch, argued about sound effects for AOL, critizized Blockbuster video for an hour and even played a video game. It’s a fascinating experience and a great way to take [...]

Yes.

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Some things I didn’t know about coffee…
It is absolutely wonderful for you
and
McDonald’s Gourmet Coffee tastes better than Starbucks
Conclusion: McDonald’s Gourmet Coffee is both delicious and wards off diabetes, keeps me losing weight, makes my future children stronger, etc. I should drink it constantly.
Scenario: My friend Matt has, literally, thousands of free McDonald’s [...]

 
Before seeing 3:10 to Yuma, AMC Theatres treated me to a teaser for a documentary that “journeys into the real world of poltergeists”.
The real world of poltergeists? What kind of oxymoronic nonsense is that?   Does anyone truly believe in ghosts any more?  Do people believe that ghosts are literally haunting locations, playing pranks, spooking [...]

My father has inadvertantly merged analog and digital. His office manager bought the entire office new phones and his first action was to break out a pen and dump a load of graffiti on his.
Who even thinks of writing on a phone? It’s not something you write on, is it? For [...]