Crazy Charlie

Growing up, my grandma always told wonderful tales of bums who live under bridges. Whatever happened to those bums? I haven’t seen a bum live under a bridge my whole life and it makes me sad.
Living under a bridge really makes sense; it provides much needed shelter, it’s generally undisturbed by non-bums [...]

Thank God for satellite TV.  This morning I discovered a great bounty, there is a Treasure Channel and it’s HD.  Why Comedy Central isn’t HD and a channel about “Treasure” is in HD, who the hell knows.  You know it’s high budget when the contestants don’t have a podium to write answers on.  Instead they [...]

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On the bus ride home last Friday (I usually have my driver pick me up but it was Reginald’s week off), I noticed a buxom beauty.
The 500 lb masterpiece was seated right across from me.  Now, I’ve seen plenty of overweight people before, but what’s always bothered me is when I [...]

Why is it that old people always wake up so early?
Regular person’s schedule:
Wakeup: 7ish
Go to bed: 11ish
Old person’s schedule:
Wakeup: 5ish
Go to bed: 9ish
The idiocy and agent for my bewilderment behind the old people timetable is that all the elderly have done is shifted their daily schedule two hours ahead. It’s like they mentally flew [...]

The Shirley Temple
For all you Temple-heads out there, here’s the original recipe:

Two parts ginger ale
One part orange juice
A small splash of grenadine

and then here’s my revised recipe, the Crazy Temple

Two parts Lemon Fanta
Eight parts grenadine

Delicious!

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Do you like watching movies with Hitler and other Nazis in them?
Well, then perhaps you might be interested in purchasing some Jewish ringtones!
In hopes of making approx. $2 per month, yesterday I added Google AdSense ads to the CrazyCharlie.tv . If you’re unfamiliar with AdSense, Google describes it thusly,
“Google AdSense is a fast and [...]

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I’ve been anti-PS3 since day zero, but apparently there’s a much more sinister PS3 hater. Forget Himmler and Goebbels, for Hitler it’s all about his Xbox live gamerscore…
Part 1
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It would be fair to call me a KFC fan and I’m known to frequent the chain but today I saw a KFC that I will never enter. For this location, the franchisee had a counterintuitive business angle: increase sales by making the store depressing, frightening, and entirely uninviting.
Let’s call the franchisee, “Steve” then [...]

In general, I’m not a fan of spoilers but the following video is classic. There’s a lesson to be learned here. If you’re going to spoil something, do it with style and people won’t care (as much).
AMAZING leeroy jenkins remix MUST SEE!!
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