Heart of Vagueness
“The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.”
- Bill Cosby
There’s a new male enhancement topical lotion on the market called “Maxoderm” and it’s nailing Bill’s first law on the head.
To an almost satirical degree, Maxoderm’s TV spot is absolutely vague and relies purely [...]
Oct
20
Do it to the MAX!
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Oct
8
We do it for Jebus
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The Christ Caravan
A couple weeks ago I walked by a Pontiac Montana covered in Christian bumper stickers / magnets / signs / sheets of paper with writing on them TAPED to the car (apparently they were in a rush to get ultra specific Jesus-centric messaging on the van.)
My question to the owners of this van, [...]
Oct
3
Anti-Boat
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If you own a boat, odds are you are an asshole. The bigger your boat, the bigger an asshole you are.
According to this extremely credible theory, the scale goes from Native Americans (traditionally preferring the canoe) are barely assholes to Navy Admirals, the biggest assholes on the earth.
I’ll give Noah an exemption as God point blank [...]
