Have you ever been to a truck stop where you can gas up your car, buy jam for your parents and splurge on $2,000 worth of fireworks? No? How about buy a Jesus statue with egregious spelling errors?
WELCOME TO MOTHER*F#&KING BOOMLAND!
Christ ascends, this company’s spelling skills do not
Much better than “Boomtown” and with more variety than “Boomworld”
Recently:
- First time ever: Loan Company Promotes Gun Fighting in Banks
- Spotted in St. Louis - The Skinniest Waiter in the World
- Boomland! The Ultimate Truck Stop
- Driving and Eating Throwed Rolls (to memorialize our soldiers)
- Indiana Jones and the Obscure (CGI) Artifact
- A whip-crackin’ renewal
- Do it to the MAX!
- We do it for Jebus
- Anti-Boat
- I don’t pay for meatloaf
