Through the power of Yelp, we were led to a delightful little breakfast joint called Rooster’s in downtown St. Louis.
The food was excellent (I ordered a peanut butter cup crepe and a coke…I have the taste buds of a six year-old) but more importantly, LOOK AT THIS WAITER! He has to have a 18″ waist. It’s almost like his body is like a pole with arms and legs sticking out. I bet he has a hell of a time finding a proper belt.

Probably the worst hula hooper in his grade school gym class.
Recently:
- First time ever: Loan Company Promotes Gun Fighting in Banks
- Spotted in St. Louis - The Skinniest Waiter in the World
- Boomland! The Ultimate Truck Stop
- Driving and Eating Throwed Rolls (to memorialize our soldiers)
- Indiana Jones and the Obscure (CGI) Artifact
- A whip-crackin’ renewal
- Do it to the MAX!
- We do it for Jebus
- Anti-Boat
- I don’t pay for meatloaf
